Dating

It’s no secret that breaking up with the person that you’re dating isn’t easy. While you may be tempted to use some of the following, especially if the person screws you over, I wouldn’t recommend it. Being a good person is more important.

The ways you should never break up with someone you’re dating are:

Order a pizza. Then spell out, “We’re done idiot” in pepperoni on top.

Sneak in their bathroom while they’re taking a shower, write out “Don’t call me again” in the fog on the bathroom mirror, grab your stuff and make a run for it.

Go to an incredibly expensive restaurant with the person you’re dating. Order the priciest thing on the menu, eat it, then excuse yourself to go to the bathroom. Ask the waiter to stick a note in with the bill that says “Have fun finding someone else to deal with your crap. We’re over.” Leave and change your phone number.

Send them a singing telegram…to their office.

Change their screensaver to a breakup message.

Have the new person that you’re dating call them and tell them.

Post a blog on whatever social networking site you use explaining that your now ex just couldn’t fulfill your sexual needs. Send it to all of his friends.

Send a text message saying “You’re not good enough for me. I’ve found someone else.”

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