Dating

 While many men think that all places are created equal when it comes to hitting on a woman, they’re not. Here are five places that you should never hit on a woman.

In the lingerie department

Chances are if a woman is in the lingerie department, she already has someone to wear the lingerie for. If you’re a man in the lingerie department, you either like wearing it, are buying it for your wife/girlfriend, or are trying to pick up a woman- neither of which we want any part of.

At a funeral

Oh yes, I’ve seen this before. A guy sees a woman who is crying and vulnerable and tries to make his move with some “suave“ lines. Seriously, don’t try this, you may get slapped. And no, no one would care that you got slapped either because you deserved it.

At work where she’s a waitress

I can see some guys with confusion on their faces. If you’ve never been a waitress you wouldn’t understand. Yes waiters get hit on, but nowhere near as much as waitresses. A waitress is on her feet, listening to order after order for hours. She has to hear garbage from the customers, the managers and the kitchen staff. She’s tired and can’t wait to get out of work when some guy decides that it’s an appropriate time to hit on her. By the way, a waitress usually gets more tips when she flirts with customers and most of the time that‘s why she does it, not because she wants you. Waitresses get hit on all the time. As much as it hurts to hear, you may be considered another annoying guy.

Anywhere where she’s out with guys

This is never, ever a good time to hit on a woman. There’s a good chance that one of the guys is a brother, husband, boyfriend, or best friend all of who are protective of the women in their life. If you make a move, you may regret it.

Just to clarify, not all men pick up women in these locations, so this is only directed towards men that would. Also, not all women mind if men pick them up in these locations, but many do.

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